© accioloki
posted 2 hours ago | via | | 117

lamebert:

airport security: sir, we need to perform a cavity search… wow, those are some lovely teeth! no cavities here, have a nice day!

posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 11220
posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 107825

mrpixelface:

goodgurlsgobad:

lightlypromised:

spirited away :O

I thought it was from my neighbour totoro

You guys need to watch more Studio Ghibli…

posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 1194331
posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 33820

radsxul:

Similaaa

This is hilarious because people probably think that its translated to english but nope is just japanese karaoke to sing an english song

posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 4554
posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 607245

Reblog if you’re a cuddler.

sunsett-b0ulevard:

image

me 150%

posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 534431

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 10668

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

image

image

I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 13385

holoska:

Was the Sonic shirt not enough of a hint for you

posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 570
posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 7151

hyperlinktwink:

kittentitsvantass:

The original post is gaining at a rate of 1,000 notes in a minute

Before you reblog, comment, or send an ask always check the blog.

I do not want another person driven off of this site or get death threats because they were uneducated about a topic.

bringing this back :)

posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 210611

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

posted 2 hours ago | via | © | 321269

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

posted 2 hours ago | via | | 60923

papa-cuprs-sexy-palace:

king-yasuo:

ollivander:

synestral:

ilikelivingintoday:

itswhereimmeanttogo:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

bail, lust, coke, passion, lice?

rage, dream, feel, leave, secret?

Dread, Fool, Man, Eat, Passion?

tea, kick, IOU… leave…

The first word I saw was “RAGEMANIA” I’m laughing my ass off.
IT’S LIKE WRESTLEMANIA BUT BETTER

suicide scum good kick men