airport security: sir, we need to perform a cavity search… wow, those are some lovely teeth! no cavities here, have a nice day!
spirited away :O
I thought it was from my neighbour totoro
You guys need to watch more Studio Ghibli…
This is hilarious because people probably think that its translated to english but nope is just japanese karaoke to sing an english song
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies
I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute
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bringing this back :)
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
A hero’s journey
this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie
Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?
bail, lust, coke, passion, lice?
rage, dream, feel, leave, secret?
Dread, Fool, Man, Eat, Passion?
tea, kick, IOU… leave…
The first word I saw was “RAGEMANIA” I’m laughing my ass off.
IT’S LIKE WRESTLEMANIA BUT BETTER
suicide scum good kick men