so my mom had this cyst on her ovary her freshman year of college so she got surgery to get it removed and after they removed it thERE WAS LIKE TEETH AND HAIR AND MISCELLANEOUS BONES IN IT AND THEY TOLD HER SHE ABSORBED HER TWIN IN THE WOMB and that’s why i’m scared of my mom
WHAT DID I JUST READ
Go play with your piano
Write a mediocre song about the shell of mediocrity
And pretend there’s nothing wrong
In case it wasn’t obvious, this is by no means insulting these ships, it is insulting particularly bad, out-of-character, and willfully ignorant popular fanon for each of these otherwise fantastic ships.
All these ships were from the suggestion box I opened up a few days ago.
but you have to say mitula is spot on
look, look with your special eyes ::::)
I love it when they put in little things like this, to show their young audience that the best kinds of heroes are the ones who won’t hesitate to hold someone’s hand when they’re scared. Props to you, Adventure Time.
ONCE YOU MEET SOMEONE, YOU NEVER REALLY FORGET THEM.
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it